dumbledore-is-my-homie:

mojutmnt:

real-gifs:

au8:

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Well


What I say to home work on holiday breaks.

Too. Much. Procrastination.
bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!


WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

(Source: etteluor, via nowyoukno)

almister12:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

"A" as in AMERICA"E" as in EUROPEOnly way I remember which gray to use.

almister12:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

"A" as in AMERICA
"E" as in EUROPE
Only way I remember which gray to use.

(via nowyoukno)

boots-n-cats:


my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via 10doctorxrosetyler)

guy:

lets go all the way baby… to mcds bc im hungry af

(Source: guy, via alexernstblog)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via emsdoesnotcare)

shykittenkat:

flomation:




When I have a house im taking a sharpie and drawing the Crack in Reality from Doctor Who

shykittenkat:

flomation:

When I have a house im taking a sharpie and drawing the Crack in Reality from Doctor Who

(via emsdoesnotcare)

randomthingieshere:

dextra2:

randomthingieshere:

gaybabyantonio:

randomthingieshere:

Someone kick me out the fandom, because then I’ll stop poorly editing Hetalia characters onto Stephen Colbert. Otherwise they will keep coming. 

No is telling you to stop

It happened once before, it could happen again!

They said you were kicked out for 24 hours, and you came back after like, 2.

“Anonymous asked: By the power invested in me by Italy I here by kick you out of the fandom.”
No time was specified! Also, you think my soul was going to be kept out for 24 hours by Italy? Italy has his moments, but that wouldn’t have been one of them. If it was by the power of Switzerland, it’d be a different situation entirely. 

randomthingieshere:

dextra2:

randomthingieshere:

gaybabyantonio:

randomthingieshere:

Someone kick me out the fandom, because then I’ll stop poorly editing Hetalia characters onto Stephen Colbert. Otherwise they will keep coming. 

No is telling you to stop

It happened once before, it could happen again!

They said you were kicked out for 24 hours, and you came back after like, 2.

Anonymous asked: By the power invested in me by Italy I here by kick you out of the fandom.”

No time was specified! Also, you think my soul was going to be kept out for 24 hours by Italy? Italy has his moments, but that wouldn’t have been one of them. If it was by the power of Switzerland, it’d be a different situation entirely. 

(via hetalia-where-it-shouldn-t-be)

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via alexernstblog)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)